sugarspicenotallnice:

myechi:

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

it’s chill, he’s just comparing by width

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leebeebell:

“Everyone today is a whiny snowflake, when I was young we were tough”

You feel personally victimized when two men hold hands, sit down Bob

Bones: Who thought that this was a good idea?!?!

Spock: Doctor I assure you I had taken every possible scenario and risk into consideration when planning our current course of action.

Bones: Yeah, but did you take him into account?

Kirk: Hey guys, check out this weird flower, it keeps trying to cuddle my neck. I think it likes me.

Spock: .... I have no excuse.

Spock: Why are you naked?

Kirk: I dont have clean clothes.

Spock: *opens Kirks's closet* You have shirts, sweaters-- hello McCoy, pants.


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